more clarity. improved mood. deeper sleep. balanced hormones. glowing skin. whole-body calm.
You, but with
THE next-generation functional care for women in any season of their life from preconception to menopause
and every where in between.
This isn’t wellness as usual.
It’s root-cause care, clinical precision, and next-generation functional medicine designed for women that actually works.
You’ve tried the protocols.
You took the supplements.
You felt better- briefly.
And then you didn’t.
This is different.
This is precision functional medicine for the woman who’s used to holding it all together.
✔️Designed to meet you where you are.
✔️Adjusts with your hormones, metabolism & nervous system.
✔️Backed by lab data. Designed with real strategy.
✔️Results that feel like you again- in the first month.
Not another supplement stack. An actual plan - backed by data.
Because you’re not here to guess — you’re here to get well.
Learn more below ↓
FunctNP Functional Medicine | Meridian, ID.
whole body health,
But make it intentional.
THE NEXT GENERATION
Functional Medicine is evolving- and so are you.
This protocol is rooted in the systems that shape everything:
→ The nervous system
→ Mitochondria
→ Hormones
→ Gut + liver
→ Metabolic rhythm
→ Resilience
We don’t rush.
We reset.
One phase at a time — for results that last.
THIS IS THE SYSTEM-RESET™.
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Calm your nervous system, lower cortisol, support adrenal rhythm, and restore sleep quality.
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Deepen cellular healing, repair mitochondrial function, and improve energy + resilience.
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Repair hormone pathways, optimize ovulation, balance thyroid and estrogen-progesterone ratios.
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Lower inflammation, support liver and gut detox, and improve lymphatic and histamine balance.
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Rebuild metabolic strength, support thyroid and blood sugar, and begin reshaping your body’s fuel strategy
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Integrate your progress, reinforce long-term habits, and reset your future with confidence.
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Meet Sadie, NP
Family Nurse Practitioner | Founder
FunctNP Functional Medicine
“I’m not here just to treat symptoms. I’m here to provide you with the healthcare experience you should have always had.”
I wish I could tell you a story about how I discovered functional medicine through my own personal health journey but that wouldn’t be true. I grew up with an instilled belief that health is everything and the way you nurture your body, mind and spirit shapes your life. I didn’t realize the privilege I had of this knowing until I began working in healthcare a decade ago and saw firsthand the profound disparities and the rising tide of chronic disease. Over the years as my career led me into different spectrums of care, one theme remained constant: our healthcare model is simply not enough.
I started this functional medicine practice to improve the way we deliver care. Rooted in true prevention, patient advocacy and incorporating the latest and emerging research in medical science and wellness. I wanted to offer what was truly missing in conventional care:
longer visits, deeper insight, and real transformation.
But beyond the science, this work is personal. I believe in thoughtful, intentional care — the kind that helps you slow down, tune in, and not just feel better but live better.
The Care You’ve Been Waiting For.
Funct | NP Functional Medicine
Nurse Practitioner–led next generation functional medicine for the whole-Woman
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“Sadie has truly helped me feel and look better! She guided my diagnosis and treatment of PCOS and understanding of my own health. ”
— Jordan P, Boise, ID
Meet Our Team
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Sadie Carlsen, FNP-C
Owner, Nurse Practitioner
Board-certified Family Nurse Practitioner with advanced training in functional medicine and a deep commitment to whole-woman care.
Years in health care: 10
Experience: emergency medicine, telemetry, neurology, inpatient rehabilitation, home health.
Favorite color: Pink
Favorite season: Summer
Personal adage: “To thine own self be true”
Current read on nightstand: A Room of One’s Own
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Erica Hood
Virtual Office Manager
Erica brings calm precision and coastal sunshine to the FunctNP team from Long Beach, CA. With a background in economics and a deep love for organization, she helps keep patient flow smooth and supportive. A mother of four, she recharges by rollerskating by the beach and listening to true crime podcasts.
Favorite color: Orange
Favorite season: California weather
Personal adage: “Change for the better”
Current read of nightstand: The Perfect Marriage
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Kaden Ross
Part time receptionist
Kaden is often the first voice patients hear and the first smile they see. With aspirations in healthcare and a natural gift for kindness, she helps make every visit feel safe and supportive.
Favorite color: Green
Favorite season: Summer
Personal adage: “Treat others the way you want to be treated”
Current read on nightstand: Atomic Habits
FAQ
Do you offer primary care services?
No. FunctNP is a functional medicine practice that offers a separate, complimentary service for your optimal health — focused on restoring systems, not replacing your primary care provider. We recommend maintaining a PCP for annual visits, screenings, and general medical needs.
What is same-day care?
Same-day care at FunctNP includes women’s urgent visits for concerns like UTIs, vaginal infections, irregular bleeding, or early pregnancy symptoms. These visits are focused, solution-oriented, and typically available within 24 hours.
You can self-book online or contact us directly for availability.
Do you offer urgent visits?
Yes — same-day and next-day visits are available for women’s health concerns such as UTI symptoms, vaginal infections, breast concerns, or hormone-related issues.
These visits are open to the public and do not require enrollment in a protocol.
Book Same-Day Care → Here
What makes FunctNP different?
This is structured, next-gen functional medicine. We don’t chase symptoms or overload you with supplements. We guide your care in monthly phases so your body can heal, one system at a time.
If you’ve felt dismissed or overwhelmed in the past — welcome home.
Do you accept insurance?
We are an out-of-network provider and do not bill insurance directly. Many patients choose to use their HSA/FSA benefits toward care. Superbills can be provided upon request.
Why? Our care model is more comprehensive than what insurance typically covers. We believe in layered, proactive care that gets to the root — not rushed visits or surface-level labs.
What does your care include?
Each patient receives a fully customized protocol delivered through our System-Reset™ framework — a 6-month, layered approach that blends functional medicine, labs, and targeted support.
You’ll meet regularly with your practitioner and have access to urgent visits, supplement support, and advanced testing when appropriate. For full details, explore the individual services page.